The Dirty Mahj Mat
Where sass meets strategy.
This 33” x 33” square of pure mahjong mischief is made from smooth neoprene with a non-slip rubber backing—so your tiles stay put while the jokes fly. Designed for players who don’t take themselves too seriously, the mat features our signature logo front and center, surrounded by iconic Dirty Mahj one-liners like:
“I’m not a player, I just mahj a lot” and “99 problems but mahjong ain’t one.”
Perfectly sized for four-player chaos and dirty banter.
Roll it out, stack those tiles, and let the games (and laughs) begin.
Where sass meets strategy.
This 33” x 33” square of pure mahjong mischief is made from smooth neoprene with a non-slip rubber backing—so your tiles stay put while the jokes fly. Designed for players who don’t take themselves too seriously, the mat features our signature logo front and center, surrounded by iconic Dirty Mahj one-liners like:
“I’m not a player, I just mahj a lot” and “99 problems but mahjong ain’t one.”
Perfectly sized for four-player chaos and dirty banter.
Roll it out, stack those tiles, and let the games (and laughs) begin.
Where sass meets strategy.
This 33” x 33” square of pure mahjong mischief is made from smooth neoprene with a non-slip rubber backing—so your tiles stay put while the jokes fly. Designed for players who don’t take themselves too seriously, the mat features our signature logo front and center, surrounded by iconic Dirty Mahj one-liners like:
“I’m not a player, I just mahj a lot” and “99 problems but mahjong ain’t one.”
Perfectly sized for four-player chaos and dirty banter.
Roll it out, stack those tiles, and let the games (and laughs) begin.